satan's definitions

School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!

by Satan August 11, 2004

haxor

A noob, newbie, n00b. One who claims to be a hacker or to have hacked into someones system using a trojan. (See also Lamer)

I am teh 1337 haxor
im gonna haxor you

by satan December 27, 2003

Manveer

some one whos is solely belonging to cheena . . .

Cheena on Manveer

by Satan November 22, 2003

MAVROSAURUS

a herbivore from the information age that is compelled to voice its opinion, whether right or wrong, whenever someone is willing to listen, and even when most are not. mavrosaurus is destined to become extinct due to its inability to adapt to real life situations like inserting information into a database. a voracious hippocrit, mavrosaurus never puts in a full day's work, and typically sneaks out within two minutes of the boss's departure. mavrosaurus is quite nervous, and never misses an opportunity to rub its claws together, then throw its arms up and snarl its highly recognizable "PFFFT"

Nobody likes a mavrosaurus.

by satan September 30, 2003

we need to talk

You are screwed.

"George, we need to talk. Are you cheating on me?"
"Fuck."

by Satan September 20, 2003

red sea

what happens every month for women

Joe: MAN DAT BAITCH MUST BE BLEEDIN THE RED SEA

by satan November 19, 2003

cassette

Something that you saw strung along the side of the highway back in the old days. See also 8 track.

"Someone tossed an old cassete out the window and that shit was strung a mile down the road."

by satan January 20, 2003