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chelli

A fat stupid beast that was born from a lump of shit, and as a result of the earlier anal sex the cum and shit formed a "person" a very very stupid, annoying asshole that should die and rot in a festering pile shit.
God, Chelli is such a stupid bitch...
by Satan April 17, 2005
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Marlis

Marlis is a Evil man/demon who only one person knows, if anyone else knows they will die. Only john knows and no-one else.
Marlis climbed out of the Hell Hole and said "John make your friends go away".
by Satan July 5, 2004
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lush

A person (generally under 21) who is prone to excessive drinking
"That girl is such a lush"
by satan July 24, 2004
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School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.
Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!
by Satan August 11, 2004
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nurmi

That Teacher Nurmi it like it aint no shizzle on da hizzle ma nizzle suck my dizzle you twelve man-aday whorizzle
by Satan May 13, 2005
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The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge".

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

And so on, and so forth.
He sang the Diarrhea Song and I gutted that homo.
by Satan March 18, 2005
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ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.
Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.
by Satan March 25, 2005
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