satan's definitions

durham local

the most badass person alive

jesus: hey that guy is really cool.
Satan: yea, he's the durham local

by satan February 28, 2005

Cuban Necktie

theres also brazillian and columbian necktie.

I don't think it's real. it's just a sick clever idea.

cypress hill has a track about cuban necktie.

by Satan April 30, 2003

eet mur chikun

Random string of words applied to an awkward moment to break silence, or in a moment of increasingly violent conversation to enlighten/cease others.

*Silence in the waiting room*
Person: EET MUR CHIKUN!
----
Person1: "I did NOT get your boyfriend pregnant, Jake!"
Person2: "Lies! ALL LIES!!!"
Person3: "EET MUR CHIKUN!"
Person1&2: "Wtf?"

by Satan November 7, 2003

double bagger

A minger so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would shag her

Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?

by Satan January 7, 2005

ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.

Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.

by Satan March 25, 2005

breebly

(c) if it looks like shit!

josh's hair

by satan November 24, 2003

splindiforous

FAntasticlly Fantastic nugs

these nugs are splindiforous

by SATAN April 20, 2004