satan's definitions

chelli

A fat stupid beast that was born from a lump of shit, and as a result of the earlier anal sex the cum and shit formed a "person" a very very stupid, annoying asshole that should die and rot in a festering pile shit.

God, Chelli is such a stupid bitch...

by Satan April 17, 2005

california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

by Satan October 20, 2003

BullKrieg

In the cyberworld he is God of all, The supreme being of this universe and beyond. A cyber persona of the greatest man alive.

Holy shit BullKrieg just kicked my ass at Warcraft3!

by Satan October 22, 2003

instagoth

Someone who thinks their gothic because they wear black lipstic and wear hottopic clothes.

Sk8ErChk: LyKe OmG! HoTtOpIc HaD tHe CuTeSt PaIr Of BoNdAgE pAnTs EvEr! *FaInT*

by Satan October 31, 2003

eet mur chikun

Random string of words applied to an awkward moment to break silence, or in a moment of increasingly violent conversation to enlighten/cease others.

*Silence in the waiting room*
Person: EET MUR CHIKUN!
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Person1: "I did NOT get your boyfriend pregnant, Jake!"
Person2: "Lies! ALL LIES!!!"
Person3: "EET MUR CHIKUN!"
Person1&2: "Wtf?"

by Satan November 7, 2003

the kicker

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"

Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.

by satan November 9, 2003

red sea

what happens every month for women

Joe: MAN DAT BAITCH MUST BE BLEEDIN THE RED SEA

by satan November 19, 2003