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the jump 

Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no toilet paper after already "starting."
Man I was droppin' my deuce and realized there was no toilet paper so I had to make the jump to the next stall.
the jump by Homeless Dave May 4, 2005
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the jump 

i told about this from the jump.
the jump by yay area baby June 2, 2005

“The Jump” 

The : /th-úh, thē/ Article, used to bring a defining point to a phrase and/or clause; see also“Jump”
Jump : /j-ûmp,./ (v) pushing upward with the muscles in one’s legs and feet, to project into the air by leap

(v) : a male making his penis throb, purposely, causing a muscle to move it in an upward motion; see also “The Jump”
Girl: Do the thing
Guy: What thing?
Girl: “The Jump”
Guy: The Ju—? Ohhhhh..

Guy: (does the thing) 🌚

Girl: 🌝

The Jump Off 

Puffy is dissing Kim tonight so he can be with his jump off

I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels

Tiger is my jump off bitch
The Jump Off by Dawn Ardi December 31, 2009

The Jump Off 

Anything that is good or going on at the time of reference.
Yo, what's the jump off? My name's Paul

or

Yo, tonight the jump off is the Wu-Tang concert
The Jump Off by CaptainChronic August 24, 2009

the jump off 

adj. the best, the shiznit, it gets no better than this, the pinnacle
I love my new computer. Its the jump off!

the jump on

Something that really sucks, is mega-lame, and/or blows goats Reno style. The opposite of the jump off, which means a really awesome thing or event.
Peter: "Wasn't Sean's party last weekend the jump off? I hear you hooked up with Veronica after that. Way to go. Soooo hot, want to touch the heinie."
Robbie: "Yeah the party was the jump off, but you know what's the jump on?"
Peter: "What?"
Robbie: "I think I got the clap!!! It itches. Also I've got some real nasty you know who."
Peter: "Ooooh...Dick Trickle? That's rough, chief. Totally NCAA."
Robbie: "Word to your mother."
the jump on by Nicholas D January 20, 2008
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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