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the jump 

Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no toilet paper after already "starting."
Man I was droppin' my deuce and realized there was no toilet paper so I had to make the jump to the next stall.
the jump by Homeless Dave May 4, 2005
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the jump 

i told about this from the jump.
the jump by yay area baby June 2, 2005

“The Jump” 

The : /th-úh, thē/ Article, used to bring a defining point to a phrase and/or clause; see also“Jump
Jump : /j-ûmp,./ (v) pushing upward with the muscles in one’s legs and feet, to project into the air by leap

(v) : a male making his penis throb, purposely, causing a muscle to move it in an upward motion; see also “The Jump
Girl: Do the thing
Guy: What thing?
Girl: “The Jump
Guy: The Ju—? Ohhhhh..

Guy: (does the thing) 🌚

Girl: 🌝

The Jump Off 

Puffy is dissing Kim tonight so he can be with his jump off

I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels

Tiger is my jump off bitch
The Jump Off by Dawn Ardi December 31, 2009

The Jump Off 

Anything that is good or going on at the time of reference.
Yo, what's the jump off? My name's Paul

or

Yo, tonight the jump off is the Wu-Tang concert
The Jump Off by CaptainChronic August 24, 2009

the jump off 

adj. the best, the shiznit, it gets no better than this, the pinnacle
I love my new computer. Its the jump off!

the jump on

Something that really sucks, is mega-lame, and/or blows goats Reno style. The opposite of the jump off, which means a really awesome thing or event.
Peter: "Wasn't Sean's party last weekend the jump off? I hear you hooked up with Veronica after that. Way to go. Soooo hot, want to touch the heinie."
Robbie: "Yeah the party was the jump off, but you know what's the jump on?"
Peter: "What?"
Robbie: "I think I got the clap!!! It itches. Also I've got some real nasty you know who."
Peter: "Ooooh...Dick Trickle? That's rough, chief. Totally NCAA."
Robbie: "Word to your mother."
the jump on by Nicholas D January 20, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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