The Houston

The participant must first hyperventilate, then while vigorously masturbating crouch down and begin snorting. Just before reaching climax leap into the air. By follow these events you have completed 'The Houston', which leads into the hospital.

Guy 1-"Man, I just tried The Houston!"
Guy 2-"No wonder you're in the hospital."

The Houston by Cockulus Wankulus November 30, 2020

The Houston Sauna 

To pass gas and lock your power windows

Administering the Houston Sauna
Driver:To pass gas in your car and lock the power windows
passenger:To hold your power window up so if the driver rolls his down atleast it gets sucked in his direction

The Houston Sauna by Jeff Browning April 22, 2008

The Whitney Houston

Giving a blow job using your nose, representing Whitney Houston's cocaine addiction

Man, that bitch has some big nostrils, i bet she gives The Whitney Houston like a mother fucker.

The Whitney Houston by Jesse Gosselin August 18, 2007

houston in the blind 

It's used when the person sending the transmission wishes to indicate that they're not receiving a response, but has no way of knowing whether that's because nobody's receiving the transmission, or because there's a fault which means any responses aren't reaching them.

Sandra Bullock: Houston in the blind! Houston in the blind! Help me!

houston in the blind by mnroh December 7, 2013

Slay the house down boots houston im deceased 

Its a more betters version of slay, its the moment and its giving rich and expensive. If you dont know what slay the house down boots houston im deceased means then you probably a loser. Im talking to you aiden fisher. But yeah its the best word in the dictionary and only losers dont say it.

person 1: I ate!

person 2: omg slay the house down boots houston im deceased!!

Slay the house down boots houston im deceased by yourhonorimslaying April 27, 2022

slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased

A term used to express exaggerated joy and approval by onlookers or witnesses to behavior perceived as iconic or fierce (e.g. a death drop during a voguing performance, a friend looking hot in a provocative outfit, etc.), or at an unexpected but propitious outcome (e.g. a celebrity coming out, news of a highly anticipated album drop, etc.), typically within the context of gay counterculture.

The term is a portmanteau and takes the form of a command followed by a proclamation. "Slay the house down boots" mixes the use of "slay", widely used as a shorthand to express joyful surprise, with the instruction to slay "the house down", implying a larger edifice or audience, typically in the context of a performance. The addition of "boots" is used for shock effect, echoing wider gay parlance. "Houston I'm deceased" is a play on the lines used by astronauts communicating to NASA's Mission Control and implies that the reaction was so urgent that a well-known authority had to be notified; "I'm deceased" humorously implies that something was so overwhelming that the speaker has passed away. The impossibility of literal use accentuates the chaos and humor.

The term is used primarily among queer youths and emerged from the NY ballroom and drag scene before percolating into wider gay culture, primarily via memes and alt Twitter. It is used for its flamboyant flair and for its tendency to bewilder straight audiences.

*Performer executes a flawless death drop while voguing*
"Yis maw maw you better werk"
"Slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased!!"
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slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased by rabidtuberculosis August 1, 2023

Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased 

A term used when expressing positive emotions when something is found found agreeable, boujee and sometimes comical.

“Look at my new burkin handbag” Ooh Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

“I dropped my fake friend” Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased by Giddy D October 27, 2023