The Hermann 

When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.

Dude did you hear about Tom? He totally got a Hermann last night.

What the hell is the Hermann?
When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.

The Hermann by Tyrell53 August 31, 2017

The Hermanvongerman

The Hermangongerman is a homosexual sex move where person 1 plays PC Shooter games with a control pad. Person 2 makes love to person 1's gaping asshole during the gaming, pulls out and aims his load of the back of person 1 but misses thus replicating playing PC shooters with a control pad.

Did you see Tommy do the Hermanvongerman on Peter last night? He aimed for the back of his head but hit the wall 3 meters to the left whilst Peter missed every shot in COD with his controller.

The Hermanvongerman by JohnTank August 8, 2021

the hermans 

a loving couple that sucks each others dicks till they look like zebras. nancy and herman

the hermans got me looking like a zebra

the hermans by lamarjacksonisdaddy June 22, 2023

Herman the one-eyed German 

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.

I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.

Herman the one-eyed German by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

Herman the German 

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.

I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.

Herman the German by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022

herman the elephant

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....

JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!

herman the elephant by Braavosi May 22, 2003

Taking Herman to the Circus 

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

Taking Herman to the Circus by Polio October 18, 2003