emtarkanderundersgunderson

One with a long and stupid name. Abbreviated to Em.

Boy, Em, you sure have some long and stupid names.

by Braavosi July 07, 2003

herman the elephant

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....

JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!

by Braavosi May 22, 2003

death

1. The eventual end of a person, the bottom of an arc, the last chapter, the last stand, the loss of life, removal from Earth, the ltimate paradigm shift. Contrary to popular belief, there is nothing after it.

oh, here comes Death
hi death

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

Colossus

Peter Rasputin. A member of the X-Men who could change his skin to organic steel. Romantically involved with Shadowcat, A.K.A. Kitty Pryde, and with Zsaji, the alien healer. Killed while testing the cure for the Legacy Virus.

Poor old Colossus- he died for the team.

by Braavosi May 22, 2003

Waffle

1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass

They were waffling, but the monkeys ran away, so they went to have some waffles.

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

nematocyst

1. The stinging cell of a jellyfish

Look! He's been impaled on a nematocyst!

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

Rageahol

What Homer Simpson is addicted to.

"It's true! I'm a rageaholic! I can't live without rageahol!"

by Braavosi May 04, 2003