Braavosi's definitions

nematocyst

1. The stinging cell of a jellyfish

Look! He's been impaled on a nematocyst!

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

Waffle

1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass

They were waffling, but the monkeys ran away, so they went to have some waffles.

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

Rageahol

What Homer Simpson is addicted to.

"It's true! I'm a rageaholic! I can't live without rageahol!"

by Braavosi May 4, 2003

loki

Not a homosexual or a cheater or anything. Originally, Norse god of lies and trickery, father of Fenrir and Hel and the great serpent Jormungand. Loki tricked the blind god Hodur into killing Baldur, and later posed as the giantess Thokk to prevent Baldur's return to life. On Ragnorak, Fenrir will swallow the All-Father, but Odin's son Vidar will tear the great wolf to pieces. Thor will smash Jormungand's head in with Mjolnir, his great hammer, but will be poisoned by the dying serpent and will die after walking nine paces. Hel's fate is not known.

Utgard-Loki's cat is too heavy even for Thor to lift!

by Braavosi May 4, 2003

waste of time

Whatever you like to do best.

Stop wasting time!

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

Colossus

Peter Rasputin. A member of the X-Men who could change his skin to organic steel. Romantically involved with Shadowcat, A.K.A. Kitty Pryde, and with Zsaji, the alien healer. Killed while testing the cure for the Legacy Virus.

Poor old Colossus- he died for the team.

by Braavosi May 22, 2003

herman the elephant

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....

JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!

by Braavosi May 22, 2003