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The Hermanvongerman is a coveted homosexual move that is performed between 2 gay lovers or 2 gay men who just some bum fun. Its when a man gets fucked in his anus whilst playing PC shooter games with a controller like a complete noob. When the person delivering the anal sex blows, he must make sure he aims at the body and misses thus replicating playing PC shooters with a controller.
OMG I just tried to aim my load on Johnny's face but missed because my aim is off. I should have bought a mouse and keyboard, instead I performed a Hermanvongerman.
by JohnTank July 26, 2021
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Did you see Tommy do the Hermanvongerman on Peter last night? He aimed for the back of his head but hit the wall 3 meters to the left whilst Peter missed every shot in COD with his controller.
by JohnTank August 8, 2021
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