hermans

overgrown balls

man i have hermans!

by jonny April 4, 2003

Hermans

the German race
{from the movie SNATCH}

"Why have you got that gun Tommy, are zee Hermans coming?"

by shane March 31, 2005

Hermans

A legendary New South Wales Police Officer who struck fear into the hearts of Criminals who lived in the northwest metropolitan region. If you reside in Riverstone, and have a criminal record Hermans will find you and when he does, you will be sorry.

Hermans is the consequence, the unpaid bill, fate with a badge and a gun

Is Hermans on today?

One cannot simply walk through Riverstone and not get felt up by Hermans

Oh shit, here comes Hermans

Did you know they changed the H in a charge number is for Hermans

by Plant god June 13, 2015

Hermans Law

If it's not broken, he will break it
If it can't be fixed he can fix it
If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.

You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet

Everyone has tried to fix it can it be fixed? Yes! How do you know? Because it's hermans Law

by Amin Yashed July 29, 2016

the hermans

a loving couple that sucks each others dicks till they look like zebras. nancy and herman

the hermans got me looking like a zebra

by lamarjacksonisdaddy June 22, 2023

Erik Hermans

the greatest man to ever live

Erik Hermans: It me
Everyone else: You are the greatest man on earth

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Dog Faced Hermans

A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.

Dog Faced Hermans are from Scotland, my home country.

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025