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man i have hermans!
hermans by jonny April 4, 2003
Words you can keep
"Why have you got that gun Tommy, are zee Hermans coming?"
Hermans by shane March 31, 2005
A legendary New South Wales Police Officer who struck fear into the hearts of Criminals who lived in the northwest metropolitan region. If you reside in Riverstone, and have a criminal record Hermans will find you and when he does, you will be sorry.

Hermans is the consequence, the unpaid bill, fate with a badge and a gun
Is Hermans on today?

One cannot simply walk through Riverstone and not get felt up by Hermans

Oh shit, here comes Hermans

Did you know they changed the H in a charge number is for Hermans
Hermans by Plant god June 13, 2015

Hermans Law 

If it's not broken, he will break it
If it can't be fixed he can fix it
If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.

You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet
Everyone has tried to fix it can it be fixed? Yes! How do you know? Because it's hermans Law
Hermans Law by Amin Yashed July 29, 2016

the hermans 

a loving couple that sucks each others dicks till they look like zebras. nancy and herman
the hermans got me looking like a zebra

Erik Hermans

the greatest man to ever live
Erik Hermans: It me
Everyone else: You are the greatest man on earth
Erik Hermans by anonymous May 18, 2022

Dog Faced Hermans 

A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.
Dog Faced Hermans are from Scotland, my home country.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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