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Complete and utter awesomeness that is unmatchable.
Creative hustler who is destined for greatness .
Musicaly inclined who is a ladies man.
One of a kind.
I saw "The Gio" at school today... Wow
The Gio by The Gio September 26, 2011
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giovanni_the_gawd 

Giovanni_the_gawd is a Brooklyn gawd whose beauty is captivating as OShun the goddess, and has respect and admiration from all men and women with her charm.
Giovanni_the_gawd is a Brooklyn God with major influence on man kind.
giovanni_the_gawd by Yama Lord March 26, 2020

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator 

The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

but if you need to know...........

The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.

Phew, i can breath now!
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change 

The Name is pretty descriptive already lol
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down

The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White 

The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White is the illegitimate child of Francesca Gioffre of Scila Italy, and an Italian/French man. Caterina Maria Gioffre White is the wife to Brett White of Casa Bella, New Albany, who together raised five children. Matthew, Pretty Girl Kylia, Princess Francesca, Andre, and Puppy Brode of the Estate of Casa Bella. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is the privileged human to the Great VALENTINO LUIGI RICARDO WHITE of the Animal Kingdom of Heaven who was sent to bring love. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is an Attorney, who wrote poetry to escape man’s foolishness. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Was found by the royal Gioffre family who completed her. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is hated by the JAN, surviving her wickedness. Caterina Maria Gioffre White‘s poetry sits in the halls of every library and countless homes, translated to 60 languages her poems tell of the lives and times of a woman who loved, wrestling with the unkindness humans were capable of and seeking to reconcile good and evil existing within those closest to her, including herself. Often ending her poems with, chandelier oh chandelier, she struggled with the meaning of life. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Loved her Valentino from the animal world with a love as strong as that which she had for any human. Her animal Valentino survived her death, loving to the age of 40 and dying in her arms as they shut their eyes and their kingdoms merged.
The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is a name that annoys Matthew White. The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Makes other family members smile. The phrases The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Brought great sadness once to the The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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