A picture of yourself looking like a clown, printed on a 8.5x11 or larger piece of paper. It just screams "who wants to invest in printer ink?". It must tell corny jokes through chat bubbles. The decoy is used in a homeroom class at school so you can place the decoy at your regular seat and go sit with your friends.
by Bob Decoymaker November 28, 2011
Get the The Decoy mug.An Act of Vengeance: To leave a pile of one's own or anothers feces in the middle of a room conspicuously. Upon entrance, the room's owner cleans the said pile. Weeks later, after cleaning and re-cleaning the original spot the owner finds the second pile, inconspicuously placed elsewhere in the room.
The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.
Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.
Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
After Saturday's Golf proz and Tennis Hoez party at Sigma Chi, Brendan and I pulled the decoy in those f*cker's chapter room.
by The Holmanimal December 10, 2009
Get the The Decoy mug.The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.
Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
Get the Decommissioning the Shitter mug.caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating
"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."
by outrageously long vocabulary November 26, 2024
Get the the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging mug.Literal Meaning:
There is no point in keeping up a fence if it is worn down- unable to do its job
Figurative Meaning:
At times there is no need for unnecessary doubt when it is incapable of preventing the inevitable
- Dmitri Milan Mikhailov
There is no point in keeping up a fence if it is worn down- unable to do its job
Figurative Meaning:
At times there is no need for unnecessary doubt when it is incapable of preventing the inevitable
- Dmitri Milan Mikhailov
Individual A: "I find myself completely distraught, whatever am I supposed to do dear compadre?"
Individual B: "Fret not my dear, for what Need for a Fence that is on the verge of decay?"
Individual B: "Fret not my dear, for what Need for a Fence that is on the verge of decay?"
by Dmitri Theodore Mikhailov August 21, 2024
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