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The Creech

An unusually sedentary lifeform found slouched in the darkest corner of the bedroom, often surrounded by snack wrappers, half-finished drinks, and an aura of vague disappointment. The Creech expends minimal energy unless food is involved, and despite doing absolutely nothing, still manages to bark orders like a discount drill sergeant with no rank.
Hey man, can you help me move this couch?”
“Nah, The Creech said he’s conserving his back for fantasy football season.”
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THE CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON 

A person with the last name Creech who is known to smoke many blunts a day. You will often find a CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON to have a special room in their house designatd for marijuana use, often called "The Weed Room". If you know a CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, consider yourself lucky and blessed to be in the presence of such an amazing creature.
DUDE! look over there! THE CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON is smoking the biggest blunt ever!

the creach 

a cat, that is well known and nobody wants it around because they fear for there life.
guys keep still, its the creach.. dont make eye contact and he might spair our lives.
the creach by pistle peat May 5, 2010

Transfer the cheech 

The act of formally relinquishing cannabis from one party to another.
Man I can't believe I got fired on my day off! Transfer the cheech...niggaaaaaa!

The creche 

The "creche" - a place of which people come together to chill, party and feed.
Am off round to the creche to have a bbq.
The creche by L.A.D April 22, 2009

Fresh from the Crèche 

meaning someone is 'young', or inexperienced at something
Dude that Girl is Hottt!

Shes only 15 man, Fresh from the Crèche. Dont go there.
Fresh from the Crèche by Alan Titch February 13, 2010

Cheech by the Beach 

When a bird is being eaten by other birds.
Roxy: Dang look at those birds over in the surf, they are eating another bird
Jaime: Here we call that Cheech by the Beach