The Coozie
A sexual act in which a person shoves a whole beer up their ass allowing another to be able to eat their ass and drink beer at the same time.
The Coozie by malfinc1050 July 23, 2025
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blowing the cookie monster
blowing the cookie monster by Bogrimm May 11, 2018
Dance with the cookie man
Dance with the cookie man by Osix spartan March 13, 2019
Checking the Cookies
Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine
“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”
“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”
“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”
Checking the Cookies by Corbear123 May 27, 2018
that's the way the cookie crumbles
that's the way the cookie crumbles by Laur0406 June 1, 2004
squirt on the cookie
When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.
squirt on the cookie by Wiseman June 27, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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