The Constitution
The Constitution by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018
Words you can keep
The Constitution
A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.
Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer
The Constitution by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982
The mandatory followed guide to law enforcement followed by none in Canada and triangulating once again on the little boys locked in the Westwood public school storage rooms with toothbrush holder hernias
THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 is a abstract set of laws which not one medic or policemen follows after 3000000 libelous medical cases brought for marijuana legalization efforts. Suspended at leisure contrary to the 1948 ethics laws and the Ontarians with disabilities and vulnerable sector acts
THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 by Cody5050 February 22, 2022
the constitution party
A group of old white men with fucked up ideals that include the notion that one is not truly an american unless one's ancestors were here during the signing of the constitution.
It is really frightening that the white supremacists of the constitution party is considered the third biggest party in america.
the constitution party by suburbandaydreamer August 2, 2009
suck at the Constitution
To lack poor judgment when interpreting or exercising law, especially in relation to individual rights.
suck at the Constitution by philipacamaniac February 28, 2008
read the constitution
1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM
The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM
The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!
A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!
A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!
A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!
A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!
read the constitution by nasalini November 2, 2007
Bring Back The Constitution
A piece of shit user of the urban dictionary who spreads fake bullshit about democrats. Needs to shut the hell up.
Bring Back The Constitution by pseudonymchexmix February 17, 2019
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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