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You're still reading this to them, right?
Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."
The Blind by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
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the blind leading the blind 

an expression which describes a situation where there is confusion or lack of direction.
"ever since that company got new management, it's been like the blind leading the blind over there."

the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"
Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

the blind leading the blind 

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.
Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

The Blind Dawg 

a.k.a 'The Bleend Daawg'

'The Blind Dawg' was the freakish love child of the two great gaming personas 'The Blind Man' and 'The Dawg'. When these two gamertags became one, the result was epic pwnage beyond belief, the likes of which xbox live users had never seen before. A master of the online gaming world. When encountered, 'The Blind Dawg' will without fail inflict nothing but pure pwnage upon all n00bs, hax0rs, and anyone who has ever used the word 'LOL' in a real life situation.
during Halo 3 online..

level 50 player: dude i just played the blind dawg on team snipes!

gamers friend: how did you do??

SCOREBOARD:

The Blind Dawg...50
everyone else.......0
The Blind Dawg by alphage July 12, 2009

The blind Dale Earnhardt 

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.
Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.

The Blind Frogger 

a sexual action:You have sex with a woman then just before climax you make her spin around with her forehead on a baseball bat until she is dizzy, then you climax on her eyes and make her run across the street.
"I did the blind frogger for johnny and I almost got clipped by an SUV"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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