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When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.
Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."
by thenastybutler February 4, 2010
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"Dead Slug" - a colloquial term used to describe the accidental loss of an item due to someone else's actions, often resulting in the affected person feeling as though they have been robbed or stolen from. The term is derived from the slimy trail left by a slug, which can symbolize the residual feeling of being taken advantage of or leaving a trail of loss.
"I can't find my favorite pen anywhere! I think I've been dead slugged."
"I let my friend borrow my book for class, but she accidentally kept it. I've been dead slugged."
"I left my phone on the table at the coffee shop for just a minute, and someone walked off with it. I feel like I've been dead slugged."
"I lent my headphones to a coworker, and they never returned them. I've definitely been dead slugged."
by thenastybutler February 14, 2023
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