The Baldwin

When a guy has a vasectomy, but still gets the girl pregnant.

"Did ya hear about Clabe? He pulled The Baldwin last week."

The Baldwin by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021

The Baldwin School 

HEY YALL having an all girl school isn't all shit and games and were either called lesbians or sluts but most of us are just average girls so fuck off and go live your pathetic little lives alone.... IRWIN girls on the other hand...

Guy: "hey dude did you see that girl!?"
Guy2:"yah man totallyyy im so stoneddd yah she was like totally fucking hot dudeee im so into her but she looks kind of smart"
Guy: yah man but you should so do herrr she must be from The Baldwin School

The Baldwin School by DKHGDYJGDB November 23, 2010

The Baldwin Experience 

When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later

Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later

The Baldwin Experience by Mr monkee November 12, 2021

The Baldwin Affect 

When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.

Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.

While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.

Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"

Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"

Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"

Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."

Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"

The Baldwin Affect by Ru$ty Bucket$ May 25, 2023

Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch 

A taunt often screamed after proving your opponent wrong during or just after a heated argument. To conceed to this your opponent must reply, "your the baldwin baby!"

" And then i showed him the game was in the case where i had put it, and screamed, Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch!!"

"Jim said saoory and also, by the rules, Conceded that I was the baldwin."

Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch

Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch by Flyingpenguin February 7, 2008

The Ben Baldwin 

when your shaggin a rlly fat obese individual, you shout clingon and then when they turn round your werin a clingon mask then punch her and chuck her out the window and see if she flies like a startrek ship whilst hummin the star trek tune.

yo i gave dat bitch the ben baldwin last nite! she woke up in a pile of shit!

The Ben Baldwin by dan squires September 24, 2007

The Alec Baldwin 

While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.

Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!

The Alec Baldwin by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021