thanks god

when you are happy use this word.

have a successful trip..barukhashem

thanks god by vik March 14, 2005

Thank God for Mississippi 

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.

When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.

Thank God for Mississippi by koalaroo May 26, 2008

Thank God it’s all over! 

The long awaited joyful exclamation, the parallel sentiment to “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!” from The Wizard of Oz,” that most sane folk will be feeling, as the Extortionist in Chief is led out of the White House in shiny handcuffs and a handsome straightjacket.

We can all begin the recovery now and breathe a mass sigh of relief as we say in unison, “thank God it’s all over!”

Thank God it’s all over! by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

Thank God for small favors 

An ancestor of this phrase is "Thank heaven for small mercies". It's often used sarcastically to express relief that an unpleasant person or situation is avoided or gone.

"That annoying student finally moved to another state," the secretary told the principal.
"Thank God for small favors," replied the Principal.

Thank God for small favors by Gnex September 6, 2016

Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger 

A specialized burger topped with a fried egg.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger, it comes with a fried egg!"

Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President by Ask Your Dad July 26, 2006

Thank god 

A reflexive, boarderline meaningless, phrase used almost exclusively in the context of personal relief, windfall, satisfaction or overall unexpected, positive outcome--despite the existence of obvious, more likely and far less supernatural explanations.

>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?

Thank god by YAWA September 21, 2019