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Shut The Fuck Up.
An acronym that will get you reported and punished in World of Warcraft, because Blizzard is fascist.
An acronym that will get you reported and punished in World of Warcraft, because Blizzard is fascist.
by koalaroo March 5, 2008
Get the stfu mug.A derogatory term for an obese black child that has been fed on a steady diet of Big Macs and fries since birth.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
Get the McNigglet mug.A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.
That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
Get the baseball wife mug."Palmetto bug" is a southern euphemism for the giant flying cockroach that inhabits the southeastern US. It is more commonly referred to as the "American cockroach" in scientific conversations.
by koalaroo May 26, 2008
Get the palmetto bug mug.Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
by koalaroo February 26, 2008
Get the sorostitute mug.When the mammary tissues of a male become pronounced, usually as a side effect of obesity. Also called man tits.
This is a medical condition called gynecomastia.
This is a medical condition called gynecomastia.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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