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"Palmetto bug" is a southern euphemism for the giant flying cockroach that inhabits the southeastern US. It is more commonly referred to as the "American cockroach" in scientific conversations.
by koalaroo May 26, 2008
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The derogatory use of words like "cracker" and "snowflake" is indicative Caucasophobia.
Reverend Jeremiah Wright has a raging case of Caucasophobia.
Reverend Jeremiah Wright has a raging case of Caucasophobia.
by koalaroo May 3, 2008
Get the Caucasophobia mug.A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.
That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
Get the baseball wife mug.Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
by koalaroo February 26, 2008
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This is a medical condition called gynecomastia.
This is a medical condition called gynecomastia.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
Get the moob mug.A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.
by koalaroo May 19, 2008
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That druid tried to Moonfire spam me to death, but he sucked so bad that he shifted into travel form and ran away.
by koalaroo April 20, 2008
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