koalaroo's definitions

baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.

That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

moonfire spam

When a worthless druid in World of Warcraft spams Moonfire on a target, usually another player in PVP. The spell is visually spammy and annoying. Moonfire spam takes no skill.

That druid tried to Moonfire spam me to death, but he sucked so bad that he shifted into travel form and ran away.

by koalaroo April 20, 2008

shaman

A frost shock & purge machine in World of Warcraft.

That shaman just purged my buffs and rank 1 frost shocked me to death!

by koalaroo March 5, 2008

stfu

Shut The Fuck Up.

An acronym that will get you reported and punished in World of Warcraft, because Blizzard is fascist.

Nub Rogue in BG chat: OMGWTF YOU GUYS SUCK!
Annoyed Player: Dude, stfu and play.

by koalaroo March 5, 2008

McNigglet

A derogatory term for an obese black child that has been fed on a steady diet of Big Macs and fries since birth.

That McNigglet over there is going to die of a heart attack and diabetes before he hits 20.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

palmetto bug

"Palmetto bug" is a southern euphemism for the giant flying cockroach that inhabits the southeastern US. It is more commonly referred to as the "American cockroach" in scientific conversations.

A palmetto bug flew through the front door and into my face. I wanted to bathe in Lysol afterward.

by koalaroo May 26, 2008

bangable

A way to describe someone who has some quality that makes them sexually irresistible, and who doesn't have some quality that would make having sex with them questionable. It's someone who you wouldn't mind having sex with right then, right there, because of some reason. You don't have to be smokin' hot to be bangable. It can be looks, or intangible qualities like personality or charisma.

He'd be bangable if he wasn't in a frat.

She'd be bangable if she didn't have herpagonosyphilaids.

I don't know why, but he's just bangable!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008