1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
by koalaroo February 27, 2008

A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008

A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008

A derogatory term for a baseball groupie looking to score big and either land a ballplayer for a hubby or cause the baseball player to have marital problems. Might conveniently forget to use birth control. They get better looking the higher the level of baseball. See baseball Annie.
That Annie nailed that baseball star and then sent pics of it to his wife and to the newspaper, and now she's asking for child support.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008

When a worthless druid in World of Warcraft spams Moonfire on a target, usually another player in PVP. The spell is visually spammy and annoying. Moonfire spam takes no skill.
That druid tried to Moonfire spam me to death, but he sucked so bad that he shifted into travel form and ran away.
by koalaroo April 20, 2008

When a paladin in World of Warcraft uses divine shield and hearths to avoid losing and being corpse-camped.
by koalaroo February 27, 2008

Shut The Fuck Up.
An acronym that will get you reported and punished in World of Warcraft, because Blizzard is fascist.
An acronym that will get you reported and punished in World of Warcraft, because Blizzard is fascist.
by koalaroo March 05, 2008
