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Tylene
Someone who's shy at first but when you get to know her she's really loud. She mostly spends time on her phone but given the chance she would much rather be outside and go out. She enjoys music and spending time with her friends, Shes also can get easily annoyed.
person 1 - Hey cuh, so is luna coming out with us?
person 2 - Nah homie shes gonna stay at her home
person 1 - Bro you for real?! ugh
person 2 - yeah, her parents aint letting her
person 1 - she a real tylene huh?
person 2 - Nah homie shes gonna stay at her home
person 1 - Bro you for real?! ugh
person 2 - yeah, her parents aint letting her
person 1 - she a real tylene huh?
Tylene by Klurs Pakting November 26, 2019
telenovela
A soap opera, of Spanish or Latin American origin. Famed for having strange plots, even for soap operas, and some of the worst offenses of overacting ever.
"Fernando, mi amigo! Y Maria, mi mujer! En el cuchi-cuchi! PORQUE, MARIA?!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"
telenovela by kikanjuuneko January 27, 2005
Telenor...
1.What people say in Norway when their network fails...
2. When you stand there, horror struck, alone and desperate, there is only one word that crosses your mind.. "Telenor".
2. When you stand there, horror struck, alone and desperate, there is only one word that crosses your mind.. "Telenor".
It was a cold winternight. Jimmy was about to log onto his computer to check Facebook. Yet when he pressed enter after he finished typing, nothing happened. "shit.." he whispered lightly to himself, he tried once more..
"telenor...!" he said to himself, another time Jimmy tried, but all seemed hopeless. "TELENOOOOOOOR!"
Jimmy cried into the night...
"telenor...!" he said to himself, another time Jimmy tried, but all seemed hopeless. "TELENOOOOOOOR!"
Jimmy cried into the night...
Telenor... by ponduwudus April 26, 2011
Tylen
Someone who is the most amazing person in the whole world. Usually male. Often, people whose names are Tylen, are extremely nice, funny, cute, smart, hot, sexy, etc. She/he has a slight perk to his/her attitude which makes everyone around him/her feel welcome and comfortable and not shy or awkward. Tylen is the life of the party. Usually is the person who you come to for advice.
Tylenol
Tylenol by HawaiianHotShot September 3, 2019
telena
Someone very spontaneous and fun. Will never turn their back on you and always rides or dies for her friends. Loving and a good motherly figure. Always makes sure you're good no matter the situation. Her heart is pure and sometimes can mislead her. Very dramatic at times but always makes you laugh and you can always have her around when times are ruff.
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Pee Calculus
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