Definitions by Aftonator

THREE POINTER 

The act of simultaneously pooping on the lap and in between the legs of another person pooping

Just shot a three pointer in the bathroom with Gavin

THREE POINTER by Aftonator January 1, 2023

Augustus 

Man of fine breast milks

That dude over there is an Augustus

Augustus by Aftonator April 17, 2022

Connor Holmes 

An being of absolute perfection who is known to bring blessings upon others. He has been seen in many forms but his most powerful one is a ginger man of about 5,10 in height. This form brings about prosperity to his generation.

Our lord and saviour Connor Holmes has arrived!

Connor Holmes by Aftonator March 6, 2022

Mason Marcoux 

The lengthy Soviet with an obsession with breeding and air soft guns

That guy is such a Mason Marcoux

Mason Marcoux by Aftonator March 6, 2022

Connor Smyth

The inverted redhead Jesus with three different hair colours

If Jesus was a redhead he’d be a Connor Smyth

Connor Smyth by Aftonator March 6, 2022

Teylen 

Short Black man with big butt

The dudes such a Teylen

Teylen by Aftonator March 5, 2022