Mason Marcoux

The lengthy Soviet with an obsession with breeding and air soft guns

That guy is such a Mason Marcoux

by Aftonator March 06, 2022

Connor Holmes

An being of absolute perfection who is known to bring blessings upon others. He has been seen in many forms but his most powerful one is a ginger man of about 5,10 in height. This form brings about prosperity to his generation.

Our lord and saviour Connor Holmes has arrived!

by Aftonator March 06, 2022

Connor Smyth

The inverted redhead Jesus with three different hair colours

If Jesus was a redhead he’d be a Connor Smyth

by Aftonator March 06, 2022

THREE POINTER

The act of simultaneously pooping on the lap and in between the legs of another person pooping

Just shot a three pointer in the bathroom with Gavin

by Aftonator January 01, 2023

Augustus

Man of fine breast milks

That dude over there is an Augustus

by Aftonator April 17, 2022

Teylen

Short Black man with big butt

The dudes such a Teylen

by Aftonator March 05, 2022