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Textception

A perception or interpretation of meaning behind a text that was not intended by the sender.
I was texting my girlfriend and she got really pissed at me because of her textception. Not my fault.
Textception by TJJC June 4, 2015
Words you can keep

textfectionate 

Expressing fondness or tenderness through text message

:)(:
:X
<3

;)
Jimmy is being so textfectionate today
textfectionate by AQT724 January 5, 2011

Techception 

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.
Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"
Techception by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

Thotception 

Think inception, but with thots. That's it.
Woah man, did you see that thotception, it made me think about the constant interworkings of time like inception, but with more thots.
Thotception by wetman114 October 23, 2017

texttention span 

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.
Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.
texttention span by LBeverly June 29, 2011

textcation 

turning your cellular device off, or refraining from charging your battery in order to take a break from text overload
1. i'm enjoying my textcation @crackberry rehab

2. the Times ran an article regarding Obama's upcoming textcation when he will have to turn over his crackberry for secure purposes.

3. Gf: he thinks i'm constantly available to text back

GF2: you need to turn that crack off and take a textcation
textcation by tenzen January 2, 2009

Textcation 

When you go on vacation and text your friends your daily activities and stops.
Thank you for taking me on your textcation, I really enjoyed myself.
Textcation by Chrissypissy99 July 5, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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