Definitions by kenbru

textentions 

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.

I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.

textentions by kenbru April 6, 2021

Blatte 

Blah latte. A latte with very little flavor. A weak latte.

I got a blatte from the coffee shop and pored it out.

Blatte by kenbru October 30, 2019

phoneymoon

Honeymoon for a new phone. Approximately a six month period of getting a new phone and loving everything about it. The real test of whether the phone is good or not is when the (p)honeymoon is over.

The phoneymoon is over for her iPhone and she still loves the phone.

phoneymoon by kenbru February 14, 2012