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Textgasim 

The act of finishing texturbating or sexting successfully.
I was sexting someone last night and had the most amazing textgasim!
Textgasim by Sudee April 27, 2011
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The act of sending sarcasm through text in which the textee misreads and then responds awkwardly.
Brandon didn't pick up on my textcasm now he's making his mom get an aids test.
Textcasm by Billy O April 23, 2008
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Textgasm 

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time
"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"
Textgasm by Black/white guys October 18, 2011

TextGasm 

The act of Having an Orgasm Via Text
TextGasm "oh baby don't stop, don't stop.. Oh...shit...oh...shit..mmmm...."
TextGasm by SoCo n Porn December 31, 2008

textgasm 

The look of euphoria and ecstasy while texting.
Holy shit, man! John just had his sixth textgasm of the night!
textgasm by Benjamind January 11, 2008

textgasm 

The act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of orgasm (usually female)
My boo just send me another 25 texts. I think he was trying to give me another textgasm. Maybe next time I'll keep it in my shirt pocket.
textgasm by MandyWalsh June 22, 2008

txtgasium 

Placement of your phone in a warm and sensitive place and ask a male friend to send you multiple txt in a rhythmic cadence to arouse your fun button.
Doc sent a barrage of buzzing messages to Mae while she enjoys the luxury of an added love scene in Old Yeller as she experienced a killer txtgasium!
txtgasium by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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