textaside 

The act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

Not to be confused with texticide.

Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.

I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.

textaside by Graphhhh March 6, 2010

nextaside 

A combination of next to and beside. Used when showing affection towards your lover. When used by a man its often said using his girlfriend voice.

I'll always be nextaside you babe.

I love layin' nextaside my baby.

nextaside by Landy+Mandy May 20, 2007

Textident 

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book

I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...

Textident by killakai February 11, 2007

textasterone 

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.

Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.

textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

textadent 

ahole who gets into an accident while texting

Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!

textadent by Tuco B August 21, 2009

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

textidextrous by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008

textative 

To be talkative through the means of texting your friends on their cell phone.

OMG! I can't stand him anymore. He sends me like 50 texts a day. He's too textative!

textative by Jeff31 April 19, 2011