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textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!
textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016
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textastrophe 

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.
I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.
textastrophe by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

textastrophy 

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.
"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"
textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016

nextastrophe 

When you come to understand that one company or person is a catastrophe waiting to happen, time after time, so you wait for it...their nextastrophe.
IMVU keeps rolling out what they think is great for their user base but it is just another nextastrophe.
nextastrophe by Notorious Chicka March 30, 2017

titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.
John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!
titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008

tattastrophe

An individual or collection of tattoos of poor design.
Dude! What is that tattastrophe on your neck?
tattastrophe by md278 September 10, 2011

techastrophe 

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology
Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
techastrophe by jwiebers January 16, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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