Tantastrophe 

When an application of false tan goes so wrong it can be used as an excuse for lateness.

Hey I'm gonna be about an hour late! Had a total Tantastrophe!

Tantastrophe by LadieeeeeeA May 9, 2011

textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.

John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!

titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008

mantastrophe 

Any activity that takes a negative turn involving a group of men.

The buck's night was a mantastrophe when the groom missed his wedding the morning after.

mantastrophe by Akira January 30, 2003

textastrophe 

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

textastrophe by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

tattastrophe

An individual or collection of tattoos of poor design.

Dude! What is that tattastrophe on your neck?

tattastrophe by md278 September 10, 2011

turtastrophe 

a suddon turttle related disaster in a turtule populated area

there was a turtastrophe on the m shell road 7 turttles were involved in a pile up as a turttle went out of control wondering of into the wrong lane hitting anuther turttle causing a turtastrophe

turtastrophe by cracker jacker the monkey July 22, 2007