tattastrophe

An individual or collection of tattoos of poor design.

Dude! What is that tattastrophe on your neck?

tattastrophe by md278 September 10, 2011

textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.

John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!

titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008

textastrophe 

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

textastrophe by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

Nattastrophe 

When one's case of Natural Light or Natural Ice beer is expired.

Dude, we've just had a nattastrophe! Quick, let's make a beer run!

Nattastrophe by Robb B. December 23, 2008

Tantastrophe 

When an application of false tan goes so wrong it can be used as an excuse for lateness.

Hey I'm gonna be about an hour late! Had a total Tantastrophe!

Tantastrophe by LadieeeeeeA May 9, 2011

Mattastrophe 

A cataclysmic event often preceded by an extremely awkward moment set into motion by a person named Matt.

Right as he pulled out she farted on his dick. it was a Mattastrophe.

Mattastrophe by MattRAY June 1, 2010