Texa

Texa is a couple, that came way way way to close to happening. It’s never going to happen, it almost happened once and it’s not about to ever again.

“Ew what? Why would anyone ever ship texa?”

by amazaballz July 25, 2018

Texas

The only place that's more American than America.

You're moving to Texas? That's the place where people are more American than Americans.

by stephierburck July 13, 2012

Texas

The only state with 22 pages of people arguing about how to define it on Urban Dictionary.

See bottom of page for number of pages on Texas definitions.

by Nacogdochian August 4, 2011

Texas

The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.

Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.

The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.

"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome

by That's What we Call a clusterf July 1, 2011

Texas

Place of extreme weather.

If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes.

by Sara December 30, 2004

Texas

A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.

Texans: "Oklahoma sucks!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"

by bldyvlntin February 2, 2010

Texas

Hitting the road at 85 mph, legally. Texas has the fastest open roads in America.

God blessed Texas!

by I ride my horse to work. March 21, 2013