Definitions by amazaballz

jarpa 

A ship name for two amazing people, who belong together. Jarpa is endgame! No matter what happens, they will always find their way back to each other.

"Did you see Jarpa at the mall yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so cute! Aren't they perfect for each other!!

jarpa by amazaballz March 4, 2019

Marpa 

One of the biggest jokes there is. Marpa is a horrible ship that was and is never going to happen.

"Marpa isn't actually a thing, right?"
"Hell no."

Marpa by amazaballz December 1, 2018

Larpa 

A mistake.

“Ew. Larpa was a horrible couple.”

Larpa by amazaballz July 28, 2018

Oh ok, call me later. 

A phrase used when trying to say: ARE YOU DUMB? ITS CLEAR THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. I WILL DROP EVRYTHING IM DOING TO CALL YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT SAY THE SAME FOR ME. CALL ME BACK.

Girl: want to ft?
Guy: can’t rn
Girl: oh ok, call me later.

Oh ok, call me later. by amazaballz July 28, 2018

Hot strawberry 

A childish name for a hickey on a place other than the neck.

“yo Beth, Jason gave me a hot strawberry the other day.”
“Really? Where?”
“That’s for us to know”

Hot strawberry by amazaballz July 26, 2018

Nava 

Yeah, your mental if you ever thought that this ship was ever going to actually become a thing. It was all one big joke and it’s NEVER EVER going to happen. NO ONE SHIPS. It would be a horrible couple. Just because they are both short, doesn’t mean it’s going to work.

“Nava was such a huge joke. It was a mistake.”

Nava by amazaballz July 25, 2018

Texa 

Texa is a couple, that came way way way to close to happening. It’s never going to happen, it almost happened once and it’s not about to ever again.

“Ew what? Why would anyone ever ship texa?”

Texa by amazaballz July 25, 2018