1 - Generally a male person with very beautiful lineaments and a very well-built, athletic body.

2 - Gods in Greek mythology.
1 - Mike Wahlberg is such a Greek God!

2 - Hercules is not a Greek God, he was mortal. His father Zeus was a Greek God.
by wouldyou November 02, 2007
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The biggest chad in the world. Body sculpted like a bust of the gods. Probably named fouad. Also has a huge cock
Bruh I’m literally a Greek god. I’m ducking shredded and massive
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The punk ass hottie on my street who thinks I’m a brat. He’s not wrong.🙃
Moi: ____ is such a Greek God. He makes all the girls wanna pull his hair.

Greek God: Brat! (Mutters as he walks by)
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A man who is perfect all the way around. He’s sweet, charming, sensitive, and a total catch! He also has a horse cock as well.
Dylan is a total Greek God!
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A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.
"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".
by Ollie Churpuzzi June 03, 2016
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The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.
"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"
by The emotional helper October 24, 2019
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