testosterist

A Male bashing sexist, that is specifically sexist towards men.

Those feminazis are such testosterists.

testosterist by Thor7337 October 10, 2018

Testosteris 

When a woman nearly overdoses on testosterone, causing her clitoris to grow to the point of looking like a cheap Made in China version of a full-grown penis.

A: "I was watching women's fitness on TV yesterday and I'm pretty sure that one of those women had a penis."
B: "No, that was just a testosterone-enhanced clitoris, a 'testosteris'."

Testosteris by Artnar May 14, 2010

Testosterenthesis

Coming from a mixture of the words testosterone and parenthesis. To write hero code in college for a programming assignment, particularly if the language is a LISP dialect. To be a cowboy, a reckless programmer, is to use testosterenthesis.

Fuck yea, man. I waited until the day before it was due on CS240. Bad idea, but I used my fuckin testosterenthesis and drank a couple monsters, so it's all good.

Testosterenthesis by thekcd May 25, 2009

testosterunt 

An athletic, fearless, effortlessly popular elementary school boy.

After practice, the testosterunts scattered to bikes and skateboards and cruised home.

testosterunt by Jeff St Real June 21, 2007

testosterotard 

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.

That guy is a total TestosteroTard."

testosterotard by agrant005 November 15, 2010

testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment

first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!

testostoritch by rhyynno October 18, 2011

testostertastic 

something that is (or tries to be) the pinnacle of masculinity, most often used in regard to phrases, titles, or names

Example 1:

Person A: "What's the most testostertastic name you've ever heard?"

Person B: "I'm gonna have to go with Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster."

Example 2:

Person: "Sometimes I think video games try too hard to make their skill names tough-sounding. I mean, 'Armageddon Fist'? So testostertastic."

testostertastic by LilGH November 22, 2011