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testosterist

A Male bashing sexist, that is specifically sexist towards men.
Those feminazis are such testosterists.
testosterist by Thor7337 October 10, 2018
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Testosteris 

When a woman nearly overdoses on testosterone, causing her clitoris to grow to the point of looking like a cheap Made in China version of a full-grown penis.
A: "I was watching women's fitness on TV yesterday and I'm pretty sure that one of those women had a penis."
B: "No, that was just a testosterone-enhanced clitoris, a 'testosteris'."
Testosteris by Artnar May 14, 2010

Testosterenthesis

Coming from a mixture of the words testosterone and parenthesis. To write hero code in college for a programming assignment, particularly if the language is a LISP dialect. To be a cowboy, a reckless programmer, is to use testosterenthesis.
Fuck yea, man. I waited until the day before it was due on CS240. Bad idea, but I used my fuckin testosterenthesis and drank a couple monsters, so it's all good.
Testosterenthesis by thekcd May 25, 2009

testosterunt 

An athletic, fearless, effortlessly popular elementary school boy.
After practice, the testosterunts scattered to bikes and skateboards and cruised home.
testosterunt by Jeff St Real June 21, 2007

testosterotard 

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.
That guy is a total TestosteroTard."
testosterotard by agrant005 November 15, 2010

testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment
first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!
testostoritch by rhyynno October 18, 2011

testostertastic 

something that is (or tries to be) the pinnacle of masculinity, most often used in regard to phrases, titles, or names
Example 1:

Person A: "What's the most testostertastic name you've ever heard?"

Person B: "I'm gonna have to go with Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster."

Example 2:

Person: "Sometimes I think video games try too hard to make their skill names tough-sounding. I mean, 'Armageddon Fist'? So testostertastic."
testostertastic by LilGH November 22, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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