Testiphoney
After he testified in court, they found out he was lying and sentenced him to 6 months for testiphoney.
Testiphoney by Cabot Wonder August 11, 2009
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Testimoney
n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.
2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
Corey B. King
@coreybking
@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?
8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
@coreybking
@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?
8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
Testimoney by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013
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testiphony
President Clinton gave testiphony when he pointed his finger at the American public and said,"I did not have sex with that woman."
testiphony by Boss Brian May 3, 2009
Testiphony
Testiphony by GParker February 18, 2009
testimoney
Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).
If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".
testimoney by QuacksO December 26, 2018
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