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Testicals 

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"
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Testicals 

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.
First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)

Testicals by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Testicals 

A testical is the part of the males body that stores the pee. Sometimes they will sag and become wrinkly. If you’re lucky enough your girl will give them a suck suck
My Testicals are Sagging
Testicals by HickySticks November 4, 2019

Testicals 

The Festivals are waving around in the air and they are wrinkly. They are dangerous if they are put in the wrong place. The wrinkly old objects are useless in the snow. When the hair gets caught on braces it is a painful experience.
Testicals is a scientific term for yarbles or coin purpose.
Testicals by Flappy101 January 17, 2015

Walnut Testicals 

"Omg randy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that mans ass!"
Walnut Testicals by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

Bashfull Testicals 

when a mans testicals never drop
since randy had been born with bashfull testicals he couldn't get gina pregnant
Bashfull Testicals by machinamia January 1, 2010

Walnut Testicals 

The word you use to describe a man in public butt ass naked raping a small child, usually 2-8 years old
"Omg that guy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that girls asshole"
Walnut Testicals by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019
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