testicballs
Nasty ass fucking hairy balls on a hot summer day. you know, all sweaty, and up your ass. great for squeezing and obtaining vinegar.
testicballs by Andrew Gofuckyoselfnigga November 25, 2007
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testicalls
Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"
While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"
While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006
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testicballs • testicalls • testiballs • Testicals • Testaballs • TesteBalls • testibawls • Testicalish • Testically • Testinbullshit
testibawls
A combination of the words testicles and balls. It means the same thing as both words only a funnier alternative to both words.
testibawls by AssBlaster December 27, 2007
Testicall
The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.
Testicall by BombDotComm August 30, 2014
Testicals
Testicals by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009
Testicals
1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.
First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.
Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)
Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)
Testicals by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007
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