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A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.
Damn, I want to be a Telisa!
telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016
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Most beautiful, smart,gorgeous girl ever!
Everyone loves her and wishes to have her as a friend
Wow i need to become a telina!
Telina by Psew January 4, 2018
A slipper you throw at people that get on your nerves. Mostly used by men to teach their kids a lesson.
pain ratio:
aimed shots; 10/10
kick; 6/10
trick shots; 3-7/10
drop kick; 11/10
close distance; 2/10
long distance; 15/10

Be careful when using a terlik, you could injure someone.
Child: PAPA NOOO!
Father: COME HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!
*throws terlik*
Child: *screams*
terlik by asephu February 1, 2021

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.
A very smart,creative,funny little girl. Teline brings sunshine in everyone lives. Most parents will name their children Amanda or Emily but Teline brings a lot spunk.Teline may not be a popular name to choose but it a unique name.

teline means strong and elegant
Celine: I'm jealous of the new girl.
Jojo:why?
Celine: i just read what Teline means on urban dictionary. Her named rocks compare to mine.
Jojo: yea it does.
Celine: HEY!
Teline by Gulian March 31, 2010

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.
Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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