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1. A name you call someone who is acting in a manner resembling a Teletubby.

2. A Teletubby tamer or caretaker.

3. A type of native dance involving awkward motioning and rapid drum beat.

4. A name you call someone who is dancing awkwardly, typically flailing his or her arms around.
The Teli just whipped all the Telitubby until they went inside the cage.

That crazy Teli is dancing by himself with his arms in the air.
Teli by The Teletubby Tamer December 12, 2010
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A Perfect Male Specimen with the following characteristics:

A jaw line that can cut glass.
Abs of steel.
Pinchable nipples.
Standown the best looking male out there.
Teli by 12" Monster June 15, 2022
Related Words
Teli • Telisha • Telia • Telina • teliyah • Telic • Telicia • telitha • teliz • teli fish
Teli, the name that stems from the greek philosophers name Aristotle. Due to obscurity of this name it is usually reserved for naming members the LGBTQ+ community.
I'm going with Teli to the gay rights march this weekend!
Teli by suspendernoob June 4, 2019
A man, typically strong and very handsome. He is admired by most, hated by the rest. Teli usually makes weak people wet themselves. A Teli will be a great leader with many in his clan. His sexual prowess is legendary.

I’m Greek Mythology, Zeus was always aware of Teli’s presence and kept him as an ally, for Zeus feared Teli’s wrath.

Tall Handsome Strong Visionary
Example: the ground shook, for here comes Teli and his legendary army. The village of farmers hid underground to avoid death and destruction
Teli by Steven E. January 12, 2024

teli fish 

1. A Teletubby that had been submerged in water, acting as though it is a fish
2. A person who is acting like a teletubby whilst it is swimming

3. A person named Teli, stemming from the greek name Aristotle, who is acting as though they are a fish
The teli fish yearned for his aquatic beverage.
teli fish by suspendernoob November 27, 2018

teli yang 

a guy that's willing to make sure you had a good day and had a safe day. He doesn't care about things because he has his focus on his/her friends and family.
teli yang by Papi4743 October 16, 2019

Pues fuckit lets get a teli 

To buy a hotel room for a few hours, drink, have a good time with friends.
Luis: Pues fuckit lets get a teli

Rams: fuckit
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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