Terlizzied 

Verb (Past-Tense): Getting brutally cock-blocked/immediately ditched by a sexy girl (in a social setting) due to the presence of a very attractive man who has no interest in the gorgeous women he unknowingly pulls from your grasps. Most relevant when in conversation with a beautiful female and a particular handsome man enters the room, she immediately diverts conversation and attention to him, leaving you sad and alone, even though you are interested and he is not.

"Man I got Terlizzied at the bar last night AGAIN! I was talking to this gorgeous girl then the Olympian Ideal of a man walks in and she literally stopped mid-sentence, walked over and started drooling over him. The worst part was he had no interest in any of the girls there but they all went to him. I was so close to scoring with her too! Terlizzied again!

Terlizzied by AMF2587 May 6, 2010

Trizzied

Getting fucked over.

Typically by J. Trizzy but not necessarily.

Did you get 6 tours this week?

Nah man! I got trizzied!!!

Trizzied by 5-O Malarkey February 6, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012