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the throne, bowl, plumbing relief center, nether region contribution target, turd bank ATM.
I gotta go-ta da terlit, muvva.
Pardonez-moi, ma cherie, mais j'ai besoin de terlit.
Got to cut a loaf, drop the big one, make a deposit in the terlit.
Terlit by Marlen Flutnik January 2, 2008
Words you can keep
the correct spelling for Drew Fitzgeralds pronunciation of the word,"toilet".
Hey there sonny boy wait here in the Ford. I have to use the terlit. i have to take the biggest most monsterous dung drop in the history of the galaxy.
Terlit by Dan Basset July 5, 2006

Territory Fuck

The act of coitus motivated by jealousy and a desire to reassert sexual ownership through aggressive love-making.
Julie "How did that nude photo shoot go on Saturday?"

Candace "It went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous."

Julie "That must have been awkward."

Candace "Yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory fucked me so hard that I couldn't walk straight."

Julie "Territory fucked?"

Candace "Yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that I belonged to him. I wish he hadn't ejaculated in my eyes though."
Territory Fuck by Kevolutionary August 24, 2011
How my old Italian grandma from The Bronx says “Toilet”.
Grandma: Vinny, Did you flush the fowckin’ terlet?
Me: Yes Grandma.
Terlet by NuggetMilitia1 June 1, 2018

territorial fae bullshit 

It's when you are having a pleasant conversation with someone, and suddenly a said buzzard decides to act tough and get all pissy.

It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.

*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn

Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.

Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.

*crash noises*

Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.

*Aelin sighs

Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.
rowan sizing up someone.
Aelin: Stop with the territorial fae bullshit

Nmeade Territory 

The 7000s range in VR.

In Mario Kart Wii, your skill is tracked by VR, points you lose or gain depending on your position at the end of a race when playing online. Being in the 7000s is Nmeade Territory according to TWD98 and Nmeade5, two prominent Mario Kart Wii players, due to Nmeade5 having been in that range for awhile in the past.
Me: No! I just got 12th and lost so much VR, I’m at 7920 now.

Friend: Hahaha, looks like you’re in Nmeade Territory now.
A slipper you throw at people that get on your nerves. Mostly used by men to teach their kids a lesson.
pain ratio:
aimed shots; 10/10
kick; 6/10
trick shots; 3-7/10
drop kick; 11/10
close distance; 2/10
long distance; 15/10

Be careful when using a terlik, you could injure someone.
Child: PAPA NOOO!
Father: COME HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!
*throws terlik*
Child: *screams*
terlik by asephu February 1, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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