(verb) Furiate: Furiate, furiated, furiates:
Urinating when aggressively angry or ...pissed off.
After drinking a few too many beers and starting an argument, Jason was kicked out of the bar, so he went around back and furiated all over the wall in retaliation.
Misinterpretated (verb)
To pretend to know the meaning of a word and incorrectly use, explain or define it to others.
After Jimmy explained that his boss presented the material in a languid manner, Sally, having no clue but wanting to sound educated, nodded and misinterpretated to her friends that she didn't like bosses who used too many words either.
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Boulder Fat
Boulder fat describes someone who is of average weight but considered fat by Boulder standards.
Missy, who is training for a her first 10K, isn't as waif-like as the other runners who live in Boulder, one of the fittest cities in the nation. Despite being in shape and at a normal weight, everyone in the group knows she's Boulder fat.
noun
1.
a person who displays clear intellectual ability but who is also extremely nuts.
2.
a person who pretends to be an intellectual but is actually crazy and spewing nonsense that only sounds like something important.
Brad never graduated from high school, however, he has a way with words, even if he can't quite put them in an order that makes any sense. If you don't listen closely, you might be impressed with his lengthy musings, but if you listen closely, you will discover that he is really a psychointellectual. Just don't tell Brad that, because he gets really mad, crazy mad.
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Didicktic (adjective)
Inclined to instruct or lecture others on the art of being a jerk.
Teaching others how to behave like a dick.
Didicktics (noun)
The art or science of being a dick or a jerk.
James, in his overly didicktic way, slurred his weekly bar-side lesson on "how to pick up hot chicks" to his droopy-eyed, drunken audience, complete with a demonstration of pinching a fine specimen on her ass, followed by a quick pop-quiz on what to do after being slapped across the face in public.
A research and experimental strategy developed by a group of women who have reached maximum annoyance due to sloppy men hitting on them at bars and nightclubs.
The project involves various methods of avoiding or otherwise pushing obnoxious boozers away, either individually or with the help of other women. When carried out with the help of others, the project is usually tipped off by a predetermined signal or phone call to friends.
Jessica employed the manshunting project when a carouser, reeking of too much aftershave and hooch, stumbled up to her at the bar. She quickly brought her cell phone to her ear and pretended to take an important call while her two friends obstructed the guy's path by dancing wildly in front of him, causing him to stagger in the opposite direction and land in the lap of a largely-built weight lifter.
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Marathin (adj)
Uncharacteristically thin due to marathon training.
Paul, a distance runner who weighs about as much as a napkin, isn't just thin, with the 120 miles a week he's logging each week, he's marathin.
