Teneva

Is a very awesome, caring, sporty, kind, generous, sexy, tall, and loving person who dosen't really like fridget, lying,cheating,weirdo,faggoty,ugly,fobby boyfriends. (That is mainly aimed at 1 specific boy/girl named Ezrah Kapeteni)
Tenev has awesome friends
eg. Melissa,Josh,Eli,Sabrina,Sophia ect

... Teneva Is AWESOME

by blablablabla123 August 28, 2012

televangelist

A religious preacher, almost always Evangelical Christian, who preaches on paid television programs. The term is a fusion of "Television" and "Evangelist", and with recent scandals involving sexual and/or financial wrong-doings among televanngelists, the term has a negative influence.

The televangelist proclaimed that if you sent money to his ministry, God would reward you.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005

televangelist

A shameless person on television that asks you to reach for God by reaching for your wallet.

Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:


Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

teneale

Teneale is the meaning for the Best person I the whole entire world she is so popular that everyone wants her to be their friend. every guy wants to be with her. Loving Teneale is the Greatest Thing you could ever do. No matter who you are you'll never be as good at Teneale.

Omg I wish I was Teneale's Friend, She is So Amazing. I Love Her

by Halkd;amd May 23, 2016

teneka

A Teneka is someone who is very fun and outgoing. She is very beautiful and good at everything that she does. A lot of people will look up to Teneka and want to be her friend. She has lots of friends. She strives to be the best she can be and is good at a lot of stuff. However she can be a bit stupid sometimes and makes silly mistakes.

OMG you should be more like Teneka... She's AMAZING!!!

by FluffyPanda7123 November 22, 2017

televangelist politician

A type of politician who strives to present himself to the public in a perfectly coiffed family-man package as he deftly peppers his dogmatic and craftily laundered hate with lots of God-speak.

Ron DeSantis is the the most highly rated televangelist politician at this point in time; stay tuned to this fake-Jesus devotee.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2023

televangelism

Christian TV ads advertising salvation for the low price of $39.95 per-month (plus $19.95 postage and handling).

See also evangelism

Televangelism: "Send me money or you're all going to hell. Amen!"

Jesus save me *from your deciples*

by Eloise January 9, 2006