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tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo 

A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.
tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"

metric tembo 

A universal measurement that can be used for anything imagineable. Named after the notable man, Nathan Tembo who is thought to be quite possibly the coolest man on the planet.
"Dude, that chick has to be at least one metric tembo tall."
"Man, I swear I gained one metric tembo over Thanksgiving Break."

Ricky Ricky Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo 

A nickname for someone named Ricky.
Hey Ricky Ricky Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo, can you hand me that beer?

Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo 

Probably one of the longest names in the world. This name means “the most wonderful thing in the world.” He was the first of the two brothers, the other being Chang.
Help! Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo has fallen into the well!
Like a weeaboo, but fetishizing British culture rather than Japanese culture. Think that watching Sherlock and Doctor Who give them any actual insight on the country at all and that saying things like "tea and crumpets" makes them interesting. Most likely have never actually been within 100 feet of a real British person in their life.
"Ugh did you see that teaboo over there who's lecturing people on British history that she learned through YouTube? Lame."
"I know, so obnoxious."
Teaboo by fullmetaloptimist May 11, 2014

wiper-tempo 

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.
There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.