Telekillnesis

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The ability to kill another person with your mind.

Omg, did you hear that Kira has telekillnesis? She totally killed her ex’s entire family with her mind.

Telekillnesis by Bartholomew11 November 5, 2018

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telekinesis

The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.

Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?

telekinesis by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004

TelekinesisPort

To have the ability to move objects with his mind, then transport over to where you moved it to, so then you can use that thing at that place that you moved to
Definition made by Rhett and Link from: Good Myhical Morning

Link: My daddy can teleport.
Rhett: My daddy has telekinesis.
Link: My daddy can TelekinesisPort !

TelekinesisPort by I.Am.BATMAN March 26, 2017

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

Drunk telekinesis by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

telekinesis

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976

Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!

telekinesis by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008

telekinesis

The ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and space by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the mass in question. See psionics.

Telekinesis can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics.

telekinesis by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Telekinesis

The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway

I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!

Telekinesis by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026