Mystikan's definitions
n. System of filesharing popularized after the shutdown of Napster by greedy bigots who failed to realize that the Internet has finally leveled the playing field.
Thousands of P2P networks sprang up after Napster was shut down by the Righteous Indignant Assholes Association.
by Mystikan December 30, 2003
Get the p2pmug. The practice of completely stripping a region bare of all natural resources without regard to sustainability, such as clearfelling a rainforest, intensive cultivation without fertilizing, or open-cast strip-mining a mountain range. This phrase was also used by 80s rock band Midnight Oil as the name of a popular song.
If we continue blue sky mining the Amazon rainforests, pretty soon we won't have any oxygen to breathe!
by Mystikan August 22, 2005
Get the blue sky miningmug. n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.
"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"
by Mystikan January 1, 2004
Get the fifth wheelmug. by Mystikan February 26, 2004
Get the gullymug. Distributed Denial-Of-Service: Form of electronic attack involving multiple computers, which send repeated HTTP requests or pings to a server to load it down and render it inaccessible for a period of time. Often used by freedom fighters on the Internet, usually attacking the systems of greedy corporations who want to sacrifice YOUR freedom for their profits.
Man, the RIAA got DDOSed again last Saturday! That's the third time this month! Maybe soon we'll have those kidraping fuckers off the 'net for good!
by Mystikan February 26, 2004
Get the DDOSmug. A catch-all racial slur used to refer to anyone not of one's own race or culture. Since it can be used equally by any race to refer to any other race, it's use cannot be censored or censured by political correctness nannies, because it does not promote hatred against any specific racial minority.
Barack Obama is a gink. Queen Elizabeth is a gink. The Dalai Lama is a gink. To you, I'm a gink. To me, you're a gink. So now we've said what we think of each other, let's just close this deal, yeah?
by Mystikan January 24, 2009
Get the ginkmug. Worthless, excessively sparkly or flashy trinket, bauble, or jewellery, often mass-produced from cheap materials. See also kitsch.
You know that locket she said was a priceless heirloom from her grandmmother? It's nothing but a dollar gewgaw from Bargain Basement!
by Mystikan July 2, 2004
Get the gewgawmug.