Teledildo

An electronic device for getting to know your online friends better.

If it weren’t for my new teledildo, I would have never known how enthusiastic RowdyBeaverChaser was about my new website!

by DaisyTheTrashPanda April 8, 2020

teledildonics

computer-mediated sexual interaction between the
{VR} presences of two humans. This practice is not yet possible except
in the rather limited form of erotic conversation on {MUD}s and the
like. The term, however, is widely recognized in the VR community as a
{ha ha only serious} projection of things to come.

connect to my teledildonics server now biatch!

by Seth July 6, 2003

teladildonics

Remote control cyber sex.

Teladildonics is really helping out with their long distance relationship.

by yngartemis October 7, 2007

teledildonics

Electronic dildo to dildo communication systems for the purpose of communicating dildonic telemetry over short or long distances over a variety of networked mediums (i.e. teledildonics over token ring, teledildonics over ethernet, teledilconics over TCP/IP, et. al.)

Hey Bob, connect to my multiplayer teledildonic system on 127.0.0.1:69 !!

by DMD March 7, 2003

teledildopping

The practise of purchasing dildos off TV channels such as QVC

Rhys had a lot of explaining to do when his mum found a 500 pound bill from teledildopping.

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017

Teladildonics

~ Tela•dil•donics
The act of telling someone (tela) that there dildo (dil•do) is next level. {teladildonics}

Dude, you’re dildo is so teladildonics that’s how amazing it is!

by Indian who farts in the wind March 7, 2018

teledildonics

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.

"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003