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Teladildonics 

~ Tela•dil•donics
The act of telling someone (tela) that there dildo (dil•do) is next level. {teladildonics}
Dude, you’re dildo is so teladildonics that’s how amazing it is!
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teledildonics 

computer-mediated sexual interaction between the
{VR} presences of two humans. This practice is not yet possible except
in the rather limited form of erotic conversation on {MUD}s and the
like. The term, however, is widely recognized in the VR community as a
{ha ha only serious} projection of things to come.
connect to my teledildonics server now biatch!
teledildonics by Seth July 6, 2003

teledildonics 

Electronic dildo to dildo communication systems for the purpose of communicating dildonic telemetry over short or long distances over a variety of networked mediums (i.e. teledildonics over token ring, teledildonics over ethernet, teledilconics over TCP/IP, et. al.)
Hey Bob, connect to my multiplayer teledildonic system on 127.0.0.1:69 !!
teledildonics by DMD March 7, 2003

teledildonics 

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.
"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026