teladildonics 

Remote control cyber sex.

Teladildonics is really helping out with their long distance relationship.

teladildonics by yngartemis October 7, 2007

Teladildonics 

~ Tela•dil•donics
The act of telling someone (tela) that there dildo (dil•do) is next level. {teladildonics}

Dude, you’re dildo is so teladildonics that’s how amazing it is!

Teladildonics by Indian who farts in the wind March 7, 2018

teledildonics 

computer-mediated sexual interaction between the
{VR} presences of two humans. This practice is not yet possible except
in the rather limited form of erotic conversation on {MUD}s and the
like. The term, however, is widely recognized in the VR community as a
{ha ha only serious} projection of things to come.

connect to my teledildonics server now biatch!

teledildonics by Seth July 6, 2003

teledildonics 

Electronic dildo to dildo communication systems for the purpose of communicating dildonic telemetry over short or long distances over a variety of networked mediums (i.e. teledildonics over token ring, teledildonics over ethernet, teledilconics over TCP/IP, et. al.)

Hey Bob, connect to my multiplayer teledildonic system on 127.0.0.1:69 !!

teledildonics by DMD March 7, 2003

teledildonics 

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.

"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."

teledildonics by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003