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A macho man from Spain who enjoys getting to know women. He is magnetic, charitable, and charismatic. He loves to meet new people and has natural ability to make people feel comfortable as he eagerly greets others and chats. He is a great conversationalist and so can easily discuss many topics. He is a great entertainer and will always have something funny to say. He is a strong opponent of communism and he loves to use big words such as ethereal. He is a natural friend to others and cares for people’s well being. If you want to talk about culture, politics, or history, or music, you need a Teiste.
He is the last Franco follower, an international lover, he must be a Teiste
Teiste by Ghreetsmw April 22, 2022
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Oreo Twister 

Anal sex between men creating a slurry of poop and spooge as the end result.
Pete and Bruce are oreo twisters for sure, they were slamming each other behind the bar.
Oreo Twister by nullifyit2 June 16, 2021
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Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness 

A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
You can go get checked through the Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness program

twisted shits 

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.
"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
twisted shits by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.
Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?

Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.
When an illegal drug crew gets a new shipment and/or a new supplier, it is not uncommon for them to have one day where they give out "testers", essentially free samples that junkies will ultimately comment on the quality of. It ensures the dealers or not being ripped off by suppliers and can also cause some junkies to become loyal to that crew and their product. Junkies are often very excited for tester day, since it means a rare free high.
C'mon, we gotta get down to 53rd! The Felson crew is putting out testers today!
Tester by soe77 December 29, 2010

Uncle Twister

Uncle Twister also known as "The Great One" is known through-out the internet as a well known figure. He is mostly known from the world of Mario Kart Wii, Skype & Youtube bringing joy to others around him. Some also refur to this man as the "Modern Day Jesus" He has many disciples who treat him with the upmost amount of respect.
Uncle Twister is The Great One.
Uncle Twister by TheIntimidator82 February 18, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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