tristeful 

Usually a desperate male caucasian with a small cock, who proceeds to find the "innocent little fire bush sister" and penetrate her vaginal cavity. after several pumps (1-3) he blows his sticky jizz in a oversized condom.

Chris was being quite tristeful when he boned the middle Sheehan.

tristeful by Karl Winslow September 7, 2003

tristeful 

One who fucks the shit out of ones sister. Sister usually red in the bush and hair. Usually associated with a luv cuz.

Luv cuz fucked the shit out of trisha in her vagina and it was really tristeful.

tristeful by :) July 30, 2003

tristeful 

the act of getting sloppy 35th's from a redhead on any given night of pennsylvania

the luv cuz had to thoroughly wash the crabs out after getting tristeful with the fucked sister

tristeful by Anonymous September 5, 2003

tristeful 

see also - luv cuz

tristeful by Anonymous September 10, 2003

tasteful thickness 

Part of a quote from the American Psycho produced in 2000:

"Look at that subtle off-white colouring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God, it even has a watermark."

-Patrick Bateman

"Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.

Burke: "Did you forget to put paper into the printer?"

Kyle: "Yes, sorry. I was busy admiring the tasteful thickness of it."

tasteful thickness by lxasylum December 2, 2009

Tasteful Douchebaggary 

(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.

He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.

The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.

"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."

Tasteful Douchebaggary by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008

Tasteful Nudity 

Any state of nudity which represents the human figure through an artistic lens rather than as a sexual object.

In contrast with other types of nudity like casual nudity or anime nudity, the tasteful variety can be displayed in many public settings and need not be erased from one's browsing history

Person 1: You can't play that video in public, it's full of naked people!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just my favorite Watsky video. It's all totally tasteful nudity and serves to enhance the artistic narrative created by the music

Tasteful Nudity by Frankie_Muniz March 9, 2020