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Summer Teich

Summer is the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. Summer is also nice, smart, caring, joyful, and much more. Summer doesn't let anyone ruin her good mood no matter how mean they are. People don't always recognize inner beauty but if you don't know what it looks like you should meet Summer. Not only does Summer have inner beauty, but she also has outer beauty.
Stefen: Klaus, who's that girl over there, she looks so nice and pretty
Klaus: I don't know who that is but your right. I'll ask Derek maybe he knows. Derek, do you know who that girl is?
Derek: Haven't you guys heard, that's Summer Teich, she brings out people's inner beauty because she has so much of her own to share.
Milton/MG: Yeah guys, I've heard of her and I am gonna go say hello.
Klaus, Derek, Stefen: not before I do.
Summer Teich by Summer Teich April 24, 2020

Summer Teich

Summer is the prettiest girl in the world. If you ever saw her at a party all of the guys would fight over her. Everyone loves and cherishes her. When someone see's Summer they automatically want to be her friend. You're feeling sad, go to Summer. You think you look bad, go to Summer, she'll be honest. Summer is a very pretty girl but the guys that like her don't live near her, and the guys that she likes don't like her. But still, Summer wakes up every morning with a big smile on her face, ready to get through another day.
Niklaus Mikaelson - Woah, Stefan who is that girl!
Stefan Salvatore - That's Summer Teich haven't you heard of her, she's the prettiest girl in the world.
Kol Mikaelson - I wanna marry that girl

Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

TechCodes 

TechCodes is a famous Roblox Developer. He has been awarded one of the highest rated programmers within the platform. TechCodes is 22 years old as of 2022 and works within his own communities as we see today. He currently works within the RCD Community (Roblox Community Developers) as a moderator which exceeded over 14K+ Members and works for "Five Guys burgers and fries"(10K+ Members) as the Head Engineer. We know much about tech as he made his career from 2010-Present. Tech has been developing for over 10 years on many accounts and continues to strive for success and population. I have seen much great work and responses from tech, and he is great for any scripting job. Personally i have hired him and he got in and made it whole. I have also asked tech how he does it and he responded with "Always go for it!" which made me confident to start some day. What a funny and sweet man. TechCodes also has a YouTube channel with over 300+ Subscribers and the content is hilarious. If you need scripting done, tech is the one to go for. I believe his discord is "TechCodes#0001" but i can be wrong. Usually he has his information on his ROBLOX account so if you need it thats the place to look. Well hopefully this helped you :)
TechCodes ROBLOX Developer
Roblox Developer "TechCodes"
TechCodes by Roblox Dev Courses February 16, 2022

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

tech nigga 

A recent example of the many aliases that marques brownlee AKA markASS brownlee possesses.
gained popularity due to the fact that youtube literally shows you his channel when you type in "tech nigga" into the search bar
Dang that tech nigga's uploaded a video about the galaxy fold for the 83rd time
tech nigga by darkmeteo May 2, 2019
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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