Tegasm

An explosion of pleasureable feeling after watching a video or looking at a picture of Tegan Quin. Both men and women are said to have experienced this. Those with Tegan Syndrome, those who practice Teganism and those who have experienced the Tegan Effect are more commonly prone to having one of these on a regular basis.

Friend 1: I was at the mall today and the strangest thing happened!
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: "The Con" came on while I was in H&M and I just had a huge Tegasm in the middle of the store. Everyone was watching, it was so awkward.

by teganeffect June 6, 2013

Telgasm

Telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to orgasm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. Usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.

Did you see that video with the telgasm in it?

or

Last night was crazy! did you see Jess have that telgasm with Frank?

by Dee Iron October 10, 2010

Texasm

The collective feeling of elation felt by native Texans, caused by having been born in Texas.

That group of cowboys over there are having a Texasm, being as they were all born in Texas.

by TX0gre August 11, 2009

teagasm

The exquisite feeling one gets on sipping really good tea that's reached the perfect temperature.

(Obvious combination of the words tea and orgasm.)

<sip> Ooh that's good! This Sainsbury Kenya blend nearly always gives me a teagasm.

by veektoastia February 9, 2010

toegasm

the feeling you get when you walk barefoot through squishy mud.

As I walked through the muck barefoot, it squoze up inbetween my toes giving me a toegasm

by qwug July 28, 2006

Goblin Teasmaid

Not, as commonly supposed, an automatic timer controlled tea making device from the 1970s, but a specialised role amongst the household servants of the 1870s.

Lord Limpwick retired to his room where he summoned young Fanny Hornblower, his faithful Goblin Teasmaid.

by Andy Carter March 26, 2004

terasmut

A terabyte (a thousand gigabytes) of porn you might have stored on your PC. You pervert!

"Will all the porn from your PC fit on my 4 gigabyte pen drive?

- No way man; my PC's got almost 2 terasmuts!"

by SirJibby October 30, 2009