toegasm

the feeling you get when you walk barefoot through squishy mud.
As I walked through the muck barefoot, it squoze up inbetween my toes giving me a toegasm
by qwug July 28, 2006
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qwugget

combo of a queef and a nugget. refers to anyone you dislike or just did something stupid.
Kid you don't like: Hey dude, what's up?

You: fuck off, qwugget.
by qwug July 28, 2006
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Talladega Nights

Every NASCAR driver's life story.
by qwug August 09, 2006
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qwug

shortened version of qwugget. used if someone's being a dumb fuck.
Kid 1: d00d i kno my jok wuz rly funny rite???

Kid 2: no fuck off qwug
by qwug July 28, 2006
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